Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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