- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

poopy is poopy

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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