Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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Barbara Streisand

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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