- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Knock Knock Who's there

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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