Who is Dank? A: Billal

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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