- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Caramel Boing.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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