- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Caramel Boing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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