What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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