- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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