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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

A possesed goat: "moo"

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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