- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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