Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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minorities.....

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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