Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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A bar walks into a man... The man begins screaming uncontrollably as the corner of the building is inserted into his anus. Brick by brick, the bar forces its way inside the man's ass, as blood begins dripping down his legs. The man knows damn well it is impossible for such a large building to be contained inside him, but he grits his teeth and forces his ass open wider. His ribs break, his lungs collapse, and his now lifeless body is stretched into the shape of the bar. The bar is almost entirely consumed before the man's skin gives way to the bulging pressure...with an explosion of blood & organs, the shredded remains of the man are slung-shot around the lot where the bar formerly stood. The bar, now soaked in a mixture of blood & organ fluid, reflects upon the failure of its experiment. For the next attempt, a man of far greater fortitude must be used, so that his body does not burst so easily. Only then will it achieve its dream of becoming the first bar to walk into a man.

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KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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