- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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