- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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