- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Maths.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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