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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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