how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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homosexual

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I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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honest politician

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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