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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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