Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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