Why Did the throw up He was sick

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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