- Anti Joke

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

I have a horse.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

my wife out of the kitchen

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Your mom is so nice.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.