What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

an american walks out of a strip club.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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