Womans baksetball...

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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Ben Corbishley

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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