A bar walks into a man

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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