- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Your Mom!!!

Your mom went to college

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What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

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