- Anti Joke

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"