- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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