Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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