- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Women's Rights..

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

I'd like to make a withdraw

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

poo

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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