- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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