A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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Once, I went to Peru.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Smeg...

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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David Cameron

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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