- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

What do you do at a club? You club.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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