- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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