- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

What do you do at a club? You club.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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