Knock Knock [Opens Door]

I have cancer. And you're next.

The FCC

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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