- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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