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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

q ggggggggggggggggg

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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