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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Equal rights!

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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