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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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