- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Haha, I get it..

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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