A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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