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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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