Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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