What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

thumb_up thumb_down -17

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

thumb_up thumb_down -17

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

thumb_up thumb_down -19

To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops