- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Pain Olympics.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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