- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

Knock, knock. Come in.

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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