- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What? Huh?

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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