- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

think twice or at least think

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

why dont they make black forks

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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