What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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brock has small hands for a small job

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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