Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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