What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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Whats two plus two Four!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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What is cowboy say

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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Anti Joke

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