- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Why so serious ?

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

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