- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

the WNBA.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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