- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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