Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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