A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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