A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Sex

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