- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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