What city likes baseball the most? New York

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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