- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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