- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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