Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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Whats two plus two Four!

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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I asked her where you were.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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