Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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