Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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