What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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this website is a bad joke

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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Matt is a Duster!

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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