What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

Happy Monday!

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Sarah Palin.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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