What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Women outside of the kitchen.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Knock knock knock OCD

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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