- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Men's rights

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Lil Wayne

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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