- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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