- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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