What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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womens rights.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Beka has AIDS

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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