What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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your face

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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