I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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