WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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