- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Wanna hear a joke? no

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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