- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??