- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Pain Olympics.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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