Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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