A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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tea with milk?

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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civil rights

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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Matt is a Duster!

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