- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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