- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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