- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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