Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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