- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

What's brown an sticky Shit

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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