- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What's the difference between a duck?

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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