- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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