- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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