What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I'm rick james bitch

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

A miserable man committed suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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