WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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