- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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