An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Pain Olympics.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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