- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

AIDS

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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