- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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