what kind of dog can tiptoe

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Where's my tractor?

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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What's worse than this That :(

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