What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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