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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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