Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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Women's rights.

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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roak

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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