- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

A man did not like this site

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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