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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

Roses are red Im adopted

What's funny? Women's rights.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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