- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

feminism

What's long and black The unemployment line

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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