- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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