Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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jews

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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