A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

alert('The Game')

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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