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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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