- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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