- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Sixty... eight

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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