Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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