What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Beka has AIDS

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Im taking a shit right now.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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