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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?