- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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