- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Women's rights

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What's brown and sticky A stick

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