- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

A muslim walks out of a plane.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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